I'm Back!!

I'm Back!!

 

To whoever reads this shit, I'm back. I want to give a recap and a few thoughts on the events that have transpired in Giants world since my last post. (earliest to most recent)

May 14- Chad Jones Waived. Heart breaking story with the car accident in 2010. Too many setbacks in rehab made the Giants pull the trigger. We then signed WILL HILL right after the release of Chad Jones. If you don't know who Will Hill is, look him up. LOVE IT. 

May 24- Nicks Breaks Foot. Seems devastating with a 3 month prognosis but he says he will be back by training camp. Guy loves his injuries but we shall see.

June 1- Martellus Bennett Is Overweight. The man is 6'-6" 291 lbs. He is a Tight End. Last time I checked, a 291 lb. football player is not a tight end. Thing is, he says its rock muscle and that he is a "physical freak." 

June 1- Osi Restructures . Apparently the Giants need this guy more than I thought? Osi will make a possible $6.5 million including incentives this upcoming season and the contract is voidable in 2013 so he can be a free agent after this season.

June 6- Coughlin Gets an Extension . The grandpa himself signed a 3 year $20 million extension. People can say he is too tough on players and whatever the fuck else, but 2 rings, 5 playoff appearances in 8 years, I'll take it.

June 11- Diehl's DWI. I don't even know anymore. How people with this much money get DWIs is beyond me. Watch out for parked cars next time you clown bag. Happy it didn't happen closer to the season so the distraction should be long gone.

June 12- Ballard to the Pats. Hey if you can't beat em' bring em' to your team right? Typical Belichick/Patriots bullshit. Giants made a deal with the devil in waiving Ballard to stash him on the PUP list/off the 90 man, and the Pats jumped on it. Brady and Belichick need all the help they can get with beating Eli and Tom.

July 6- Toomer on Romo. Love when people don't give Eli the respect he deserves. If I wanted a guy that is going to throw less interceptions and be more productive, higher completion percentage, I'm going to go with Tony Romo. Sweet, guy. How bout when you are down in the 4th quarter? How bout when you need a playoff win? You can rack up regular season numbers all you want, but if you can't win when it matters most, it doesn't matter. Toomer is a jealous fuck who is pissed about Cruz breaking his receiving yards record. Go fall off the face of the earth like Tiki.